{"id":14394,"date":"2014-10-10T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/?p=14394"},"modified":"2021-02-26T13:24:38","modified_gmt":"2021-02-26T18:24:38","slug":"top-15-hilarious-cheese-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/top-15-hilarious-cheese-names\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top 15 Most Hilarious Cheese Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When we think cheese, we think of things like cheddar, mozzarella, brie, and parmesan. These are common names, and very popular cheeses. However, if you dig through <a title=\"Culture Cheese Library\" href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>culture<\/strong>\u2019s Cheese Library<\/a>, there are some other cheeses out there whose names are pretty hilarious. In fact, they were so hilarious that this article, which started as a top ten list, became a list of 15. There were just so many that were too funny to leave out.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Dirt-Lover\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>15. Dirt Lover<\/strong><\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/dirt-lover\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14466\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dirt-Lover-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Green Dirt Farm Dirt Lover cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dirt-Lover-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dirt-Lover-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Is this the cheese for <a title=\"Cheesemonger Tales\" href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/blog\/cheesemonger-tales-jordan-edwards-dirt-eating-dark-horse\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">those who actually ate dirt as a child<\/a>? Or those whose favorite dessert growing up was the classic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kraftrecipes.com\/recipes\/dirt-cups-57763.aspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dirt Cup<\/a> (what&#8217;s not to love about chocolate pudding, cookie crumbles, and gummy worms)? Most importantly, does this cheese taste like dirt? (It doesn\u2019t, unless dirt in your locale tastes like delicious sheep&#8217;s milk cheese.) But, aside from making you wonder where the name comes from, something about the&nbsp;name Dirt Lover just forces you to crack a smile.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Sgt-Pepper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">14. Sgt. Pepper<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Sgt-Pepper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14467\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Sgt-Pepper-CypressGrove-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Cypress Grove Chevre Sgt. Pepper cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Sgt-Pepper-CypressGrove-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Sgt-Pepper-CypressGrove-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>The inner Beatles fan in everyone will squeal with joy at the name of this cheese. All we need are some Lonely Hearts Club Band crackers, and we have the perfect spread to serve at our \u201cYellow Submarine\u201d and\/or \u201cAcross the Universe\u201d theme parties.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Shepherds-Hope\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">13. Shepherd\u2019s Hope<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Shepherds-Hope\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14468\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Shepherds-Hope-lowres-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Shepherd's Hope cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Shepherds-Hope-lowres-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Shepherds-Hope-lowres-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Honestly, I found this&nbsp;funny because it\u2019s so morbid. This cheese is the shepherd\u2019s only hope? And hope for what, exactly? Maybe it\u2019s a bit twisted to find this funny, but something about the morbidity of this name is oddly hilarious, mainly because eating cheese is usually such a joyous experience.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Little-Dragon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">12. Little Dragon<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Little-Dragon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14469\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Little-Dragon-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Zingerman's Little Dragon cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Little-Dragon-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Little-Dragon-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Cheese and dragons are not things most of us associate with one another. One is a delicious food that many people love, one is a ferocious beast that many people fear. Even though it\u2019s just a Little Dragon, this tarragon covered ch\u00e8vre doesn&#8217;t seem ferocious enough for its name. It also makes me want to find and try other mythical-beast cheeses. Where is my Little Griffin cheese? Or the Little Unicorn cheese?<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Dragons-Breath\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">11. Dragon\u2019s Breath Blue<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Dragons-Breath\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14470\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dragons-Breath-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Dragon's Breath cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dragons-Breath-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dragons-Breath-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>What\u2019s even more interesting about this whole dragon-and-cheese situation is that there are <em>two<\/em> cheeses named after dragons. These dragon-named cheeses may seem strange to us, but I\u2019m sure they have Daenerys Targaryen\u2019s approval. And the approval of the Khaleesi is something we can all envy. (Want the real story behind this cheese&#8217;s name? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thatdutchmansfarm.com\/pages\/DragonsBreathBlue.aspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Get it here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Acapella\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">10. Acapella<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/acapella\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-14400 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Acapella.jpg\" alt=\"Andate Dairy's Acapella cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Acapella.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Acapella-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>I might have some bias towards this pitch-perfect cheese. To anyone who was in an a cappella group in college, this cheese can bring back many happy memories. In fact, the cheesemaker for Andante Dairy (sensing a trend yet?) plays a mean classical piano. In addition to Acapella, her cheeses include Pianoforte, Picoto, and Metronome.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Timberdoodle\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">9. Timberdoodle<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/timberdoodle\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14471\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Timberdoodle-woodcock-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Woodcock Farm's Timberdoodle cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Timberdoodle-woodcock-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Timberdoodle-woodcock-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Try saying the name of this cheese and keeping a straight face. It\u2019s harder than you\u2019d think. Part of the reason why this name is so funny is because these are two words you never thought would go together, let alone combine as&nbsp;the name of a cheese. Add that to the mental image of Ke$ha singing \u201cIt\u2019s going down, I\u2019m yelling Timberdoodle,\u201d and keeping a straight face becomes nearly impossible.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Stinking-Bishop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">8. Stinking Bishop<\/a><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14472\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Stinking-Bishop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14472\" class=\"size-full wp-image-14472\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bbc-stinking-bishop-cheese-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Stinking Bishop cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bbc-stinking-bishop-cheese-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/bbc-stinking-bishop-cheese-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14472\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/food\/0\/19629189\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BBC Food<\/a><\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>This pungent, washed rind cheese has one of our all-time favorite names. It doesn&#8217;t take much imagination to see why we find the name so funny. At first we were surprised to learn that the cheese is actually named after a variety of pear, which is used to make the brandy the cheese is washed with. But, no matter which was named first, it\u2019s a win-win situation on the humor front.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Fat-Bottom-Girl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">7. Fat Bottom Girl<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/fat-bottom-girl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14474\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Fat-Bottom-Girl-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Bleating Heart's Fat Bottom Girl cheese\" width=\"537\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Fat-Bottom-Girl-540x360.jpg 537w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Fat-Bottom-Girl-540x360-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" \/><\/a><\/center>If you want the real story behind how Fat Bottom Girl got its name, you&#8217;ll have to read the Great Mistakes column in our <a href=\"http:\/\/store.culturecheesemag.com\/prdetail.aspx?pr=CCMISS306\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Summer 2013 issue<\/a>. But, even without knowing how Bleating Heart dairy owner Seana Doughty came up with the name, we can still appreciate its awesomeness. We just have&nbsp;one important question: Does Fat Bottom Girl&nbsp;make the dairyin\u2019 world go round?<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/In-Your-Face-Cheddar\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">6. In Your Face Cheddar<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/In-Your-Face-Cheddar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-14404 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/In-Your-Face-Cheddar.jpg\" alt=\"In Your Face Cheddar\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/In-Your-Face-Cheddar.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/In-Your-Face-Cheddar-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Remember those Cheez-It commercials with the immature cheeses? I can just imaging one of those wheels&nbsp;yelling \u201cWhat\u2019s my name? It\u2019s In Your Face!\u201d It also reminds me&nbsp;of the awful ways kids&nbsp;backed up their \u201cburns\u201d in middle school. Either way, there\u2019s something hilarious about a cheese so spicy that it either yells \u201cin your face,\u201d or makes you want to yell \u201cin your face\u201d when you eat it.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Ticklemore\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">5. Ticklemore<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Ticklemore\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14475\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ticklemore-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Ticklemore cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ticklemore-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ticklemore-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>This certainly falls into the \u201cit\u2019s funny because it makes me uncomfortable\u201d category. Few people, when being tickled, ask to be tickled more, so this name can cause a bit of confusion to cheese lovers. If it\u2019s called Ticklemore because it tickles those who eat it in a good way, then that make more sense. Regardless, though, it\u2019s a strange name for a cheese, but also ridiculously fun to say.<\/p>\n<h3>4. TIE: <a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Eclipse-Goats-Leap\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eclipse<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/New-Moon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">New Moon<\/a><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_14476\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Eclipse-Goats-Leap\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14476\" class=\"wp-image-14476 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Eclipse-GoatsLeap-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Goat's Leap Eclipse cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Eclipse-GoatsLeap-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Eclipse-GoatsLeap-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14476\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Goat&#8217;s Leap Eclipse<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_14477\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/New-Moon\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14477\" class=\"wp-image-14477 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/New-Moon-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"New Moon cheese by Mt. Townsend Creamery\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/New-Moon-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/New-Moon-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14477\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mt Townsend Creamery&#8217;s New Moon<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Much more amusing together than they are apart, I had to include these as a tie because it&#8217;s just absolutely hilarious to me that there is not just one, but are two cheeses&nbsp;that share a name with a novel in the <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1t6SogC\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><cite>Twilight<\/cite><\/a> saga. They also pose an interesting question: Were they named after the Twilight novels, or were the Twilight novels named after them? It\u2019s probably neither, but I do like imagining Stephenie Meyer snacking on some New Moon while writing <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/1neQDeu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><cite>New Moon<\/cite><\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Vampire-Slayer\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">3. Vampire Slayer<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Vampire-Slayer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-14408 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Vampire-Slayer.jpg\" alt=\"Vampire Slayer\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Vampire-Slayer.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Vampire-Slayer-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>I thought Face Rock Creamery had gone all in with In Your Face, but then I found Vampire Slayer, which is an <em>even better<\/em> cheese name. All I can picture is this, the Sarah Michelle Gellar of cheeses, slashing up New Moon and Eclipse from above. Because &#8211; let\u2019s be real &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/blip.tv\/rebelliouspixelscom\/buffy-vs-edward-twilight-remixed-2274024\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">that\u2019s how many of us wanted the Twilight series to end<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Barely-Buzzed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">2. Barely Buzzed<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Barely-Buzzed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-14409 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Barely-Buzzed.jpg\" alt=\"Barely Buzzed\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Barely-Buzzed.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Barely-Buzzed-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>While this name makes me think of buzzed college students getting cravings for night cheese, the reality is even better than the imagining. In fact, this is not just an awesome name, but also a totally crazy idea for a cheese. Barely Buzzed is rubbed in espresso coffee grounds mixed with lavender. So, you tell us: Which is crazier? The name or the cheese itself?<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Drunken-Hooligan\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">1. Drunken Hooligan<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/cheese-library\/Drunken-Hooligan\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14478\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/drunken-hooligan-styled-540x360.jpg\" alt=\"Cato Corner's Drunken Hooligan cheese\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/drunken-hooligan-styled-540x360.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/drunken-hooligan-styled-540x360-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/center>Barely buzzed, you&#8217;ve been surpassed. Drunken Hooligan is one of several wine-washed cheeses with &#8220;drunken&#8221; in the name, but hooligan is soooo much better than, say, goat. While it&#8217;s possible that the name is due to this odiferous cheese causing a ruckus, I prefer to envision a drunken hooligan eating cheese. Or, even better, a drunken goat eating Drunken Hooligan cheese!<\/p>\n<address>Photo Credit:&nbsp;Featured image courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abeautifulmess.com\/2012\/06\/5-tips-for-creating-the-perfect-cheese-platter.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">A Beautiful Mess<\/a><\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for a good laugh? 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