{"id":19558,"date":"2015-04-08T10:17:16","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T14:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/?p=19558"},"modified":"2015-04-08T10:53:11","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T14:53:11","slug":"kids-these-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/kids-these-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids These Days&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wanted: the owner of the most adorable thing to ever head-butt a door.<\/p>\n<p>An animal shelter in northern New Jersey is searching for the owner of a goat that\u2019s thought to have <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intelligencer\/2015\/04\/goat-celebrates-easter-by-getting-arrested.html\" target=\"_blank\">escaped from its home<\/a> the Saturday before Easter. The Paramus Police Department captured the goat as it was \u201crunning in the roadway\u201d and brought it to a local animal shelter. The picture below from the Paramus Police Department <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/565179543522001\/photos\/a.580364272003528.1073741835.565179543522001\/914345425272076\/?type=1&amp;theater\">Facebook page<\/a> shows lucky Officer Jonathan Henderson, who helped corral the delinquent goat after the cute little animal had been head-butting a door, presumably trying to find its way home. There might be some leads in the case of this goat gone wild. One of the comments on the Facebook post points to a residence that has \u201c6 or 7 goats and they\u2019ve been loose before,\u201d while another poster claims that the goat was \u201cthe Easter Bunnies [sic] ride.\u201d Either way, this baa-aa-aa-aad goat got some love (and luck!) this Easter. This little Easter goat is just one of the many runaway goats that have made the news. In 2012, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tKA1sgFccv8\" target=\"_blank\">police chased a &#8220;wayward goat&#8221;<\/a> in Melbourne, Australia. If only all calls for \u201cdisorderly\u201d conduct could be so adorbz.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_19561\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Facebook-post-runaway-goat.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-19561\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19561\" src=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Facebook-post-runaway-goat.jpg\" alt=\"Facebook post of the runaway goat in New Jersey held by Officer Henderson\" width=\"540\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Facebook-post-runaway-goat.jpg 540w, https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Facebook-post-runaway-goat-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-19561\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/565179543522001\/photos\/a.580364272003528.1073741835.565179543522001\/914345425272076\/?type=1&amp;theater\" target=\"_blank\">Paramus Police Department Facebook<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock, Knock. 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