So let\u2019s talk Hot Dog Pizza for a minute.<\/p>\n
As if Americans’ health and waistlines aren\u2019t being put through the paces enough, Pizza Hut, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to import and \u201cembellish\u201d a pie hybrid that it previously introduced in its Korean market. The original Hot Dog Pizza consisted of full-sized wieners wound around a pizza periphery and securely rolled into the crust. Some marketing and product development geniuses were no doubt thinking, \u201cHow can we create the ultimate all-in-one food that capitalizes on a foreign audience’s love for American kitsch?” There are those who might call it genius. Others (including me) would opt for the words \u201cdespicable\u201d and “vile.\u201d<\/p>\n