{"id":25938,"date":"2016-03-18T16:57:16","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T20:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/?p=25938"},"modified":"2016-03-18T17:06:01","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T21:06:01","slug":"man-lives-as-goat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/man-lives-as-goat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Caprine Imitator: Man Lives as Goat for a Week"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ever looked up at the sky and realized how awesome it must be to be a bird? I did, when I was seven, and then learned how awesome the inside of ambulance was, which is to say pretty darn awesome<\/em>. There have previously been people who have tried out real-life Animorph<\/a><\/cite> plots, like this guy who thought he was a lizard<\/a> or the guy who realized all he wanted to do was become a cat<\/a>. While some people may concern themselves with looking<\/em> as much like a desired animal as possible, not many of them really try to get in the heads of the animal they’re imitating. That all changed last year, when an English man decided he wanted to understand the plight of the goat, and went to live among them.<\/p>\n

Meet Thomas Thwaites<\/a>: a self-described “speculative designer.” Over the past ten or so years he has been involved in a number of silly-sounding projects, which include an attempt to make a toaster out of pre-industrial materials and—my personal favorite—the Executive Chair that raises up or down depending on the current office power dynamic.<\/p>\n

This time Thwaites spent three days in the Alps cavorting with caprines, chewing cud, and I’m assuming pooing literally everywhere<\/em>. Oh, and he made himself some goat prosthetics.<\/p>\n

\"He<\/a>
He really went full… goat on this one.
Photo Credit: Tom Bowditch | Vice<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/center><\/p>\n

Thwaites is doing it for a book that’s set to come out later this year<\/a>, but I suspect he really just did it for the pictures.<\/p>\n

\"MAJESTIC<\/a>
MAJESTIC
Photo Credit: Tom Bowditch | Vice <\/a><\/em><\/small><\/center><\/p>\n

It wasn’t all four-legged cavorting. According to Motherboard<\/a><\/cite>, during his goat-stint Thwaites thinks he may have even run into trouble when he committed a social goat-paux:<\/p>\n

“I found myself at nearly the highest point on the hill of the whole herd of goats, and there was this moment where I looked and noticed that all the other goats had stopped chewing and were looking at me,” he recalled. “I hadn’t been scared at all before, but I suddenly became aware of their quite sharp and pointed horns.”<\/p>\n

“A particular goat that I’d been hanging out with a lot seemed to have defused the situation,\u201d he laughed. \u201cI might just be making human stories in my brain, but that’s what it seemed to me.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Yo,<\/a>
Yo, this OUR pastoral Alpine meadow, bro.
Photo Credit: Tom Bowditch | Vice <\/a><\/em><\/small><\/center><\/p>\n

After being welcomed into the herd, Thwaites chewed and brayed his way through the rest of his experiment as a bona-fide member of the tribe, and the local farmers also seemed to think that Thwaites had been accepted.<\/p>\n

\"BFFLs<\/a>
BFFLs
Photo Credit: Tom Bowditch | Vice <\/a><\/em><\/small><\/center><\/p>\n

And, more heartwarmingly, he may have even found love.<\/p>\n

\""Mmm<\/a>
“Mmm I love<\/em> your shiny head, you billy goat hunk, you.”
Photo Credit: Tom Bowditch | Vice <\/a><\/em><\/small><\/center><\/p>\n

Feature Photo Credit: Tom Bowditch | Vice <\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It isn’t easy, being human.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":26217,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"coauthors":[836],"class_list":["post-25938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cheese-bites"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Caprine Imitator: Man Lives as Goat for a Week - culture: the word on cheese<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/man-lives-as-goat\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Caprine Imitator: Man Lives as Goat for a Week\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It isn't easy, being human.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/man-lives-as-goat\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"culture: the word on cheese\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2016-03-18T20:57:16+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2016-03-18T21:06:01+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/GoatMan_ftr.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"750\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"368\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Brook O'Meara-Sayen\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Brook O'Meara-Sayen\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/man-lives-as-goat\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/man-lives-as-goat\/\",\"name\":\"The Caprine Imitator: Man Lives as Goat for a Week - 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