{"id":27697,"date":"2016-07-06T16:53:13","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/?p=27697"},"modified":"2016-07-06T16:53:13","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T20:53:13","slug":"911-over-cheeseless-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/911-over-cheeseless-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"More Cheese\u2014Stat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you call 911, the dispatcher will ask you about the nature of your emergency. If the answer to the question is that your pizza is a bit low on cheese, you should probably find a different number to call.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerhaps the rules in Canada are different,\u201d you speculate. Spoiler alert: They aren\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>A woman in Newfoundland was reminded of this a couple&nbsp;weeks ago when she <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/2016\/06\/21\/woman-dials-911-because-there-wasnt-enough-cheese-on-her-pizza\/\">called the emergency line<\/a> upon receiving a pizza whose cheese was lackluster\u2014maybe even sparse. Now, we can all agree that she <em>was <\/em>in dire straits. A pizza is only as good as its cheese, and without enough of it, you might as well have just ordered a salad. To receive a disappointing pizza is a day-ruiner at best.<\/p>\n<p>But there are solutions. You could throw some shredded mozzarella from the fridge onto the pie and give it a few minutes in your oven before eating it. You could eat it as-is, rightfully scowling all the way through. You could\u2014and this is perhaps the best solution\u2014call the pizza parlor and ask the manager to correct the cheese-lite mistake.<\/p>\n<p>This Newfoundland woman, though, took a bolder approach, calling 911 to report the missing mozzarella. \u201cThe individual had an issue with the company she bought the pizza from,\u201d Constable Geoff Higdon said of the call, \u201cand there wasn&#8217;t enough cheese \u2026 I think when people have a problem and they&#8217;re just completely stumped at who to call, they&#8217;ll call us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fair enough. But the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary has <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RNC_PoliceNL\/status\/743826110631280640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">taken to Twitter<\/a> to ask the community to lay off the non-emergency emergency calls, specifically calling out this Margherita mishap. So difficult as it may be, we should probably keep pizza problems to pizza parlors. And it never hurts to keep some extra cheese on hand in case disaster strikes.<\/p>\n<p><small><em>Feature Photo Credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shutterstock.com\/gallery-484582p1.html\">Cristi Lucaci<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shutterstock.com\/pic-119514805\/stock-photo-pizza-quattro-fromaggi-on-a-wooden-board.html?src=Cb9Yvjlo9-5wJ3bfF61U1g-1-48\">Shutterstock<\/a><\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dissatisfied Newfoundland pizza patron calls 911 to report that her pizza could use more cheese<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":78,"featured_media":27698,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"coauthors":[875],"class_list":["post-27697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cheese-bites"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v24.4 (Yoast SEO v24.4) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>More Cheese\u2014Stat! 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