{"id":31092,"date":"2017-07-25T12:14:38","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T16:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/?p=31092"},"modified":"2019-06-06T12:18:43","modified_gmt":"2019-06-06T16:18:43","slug":"man-mistakes-butternut-squash-cubes-cheese-demands-refund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/developer83.wordpress-developer.us\/culturecheesemag\/man-mistakes-butternut-squash-cubes-cheese-demands-refund\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Mistakes Butternut Squash Cubes for Cheese, Demands Refund"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank goodness for Twitter.<\/p>\n<p>James Dator, a journalist for sports site <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sbnation.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">SBNation.com<\/a>, went grocery shopping Saturday night when he saw a man arguing with the customer service desk. Fortunately for us, he took to Twitter to give this detailed play-by-play.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: center;\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A very confused man is attempting to return his open diced butternut squash because he thought it was a giant box of cubed cheese.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888879298349867009\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I can&#8217;t believe this. They&#8217;re saying he can&#8217;t because it&#8217;s open. He&#8217;s saying it wasn&#8217;t clearly labeled.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888879666148331521\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There&#8217;s a GIANT label that says butternut squash<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888879837116588032\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">They&#8217;ve agreed to refund his money. Now he&#8217;s demanding they honor 2 pounds of cubed cheese for $2.97 as if it was priced like squash<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888880731988140034\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Sir we don&#8217;t have 2 pound bags of cubed cheese&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have guests waiting!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888881180879269889\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>Then, with perfect comedic timing . . .&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Oh god an employee trying to be helpful half heard the conversation and retrieved a whole butternut squash and it&#8217;s a lot worse now<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888882567625179138\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;I DON&#8217;T WANT RABBIT FOOD I JUST NEED SOME GOTDANG CHEESE!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888883071570898947\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">He&#8217;s leaving without the cheese and took the squash with him.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 James Dator (@James_Dator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/James_Dator\/status\/888883520457895938\">July 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>You can read Dator&#8217;s full account <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sbnation.com\/lookit\/2017\/7\/24\/16019286\/squash-cheese-grocery-store\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><small>Feature Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/84335369@N00\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">trenttsd<\/a> | CC<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all make mistakes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":85,"featured_media":31094,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[1603,2087,13366,13364,13365,13363],"coauthors":[940],"class_list":["post-31092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cheese-bites","tag-butternut-squash","tag-cheese","tag-funny","tag-james-dator","tag-sbnation-com","tag-twitter"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v24.4 (Yoast SEO v24.4) - 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